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iverbz: dipsetflag: iverbz: i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta...

Sat, 02 Jun 2018 04:00:27 -0400

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iverbz:

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

elitememedreamteam: beautiful

Wed, 23 May 2018 06:04:46 -0400

elitememedreamteam:

beautiful

parker-industries: Rhodey: If your friends jumped off a cliff would-Tony: Probably

Wed, 23 May 2018 06:04:42 -0400

parker-industries:

Rhodey: If your friends jumped off a cliff would-
Tony: Probably

GORILLAZ PROFILE: 2D & GORILLAZ

Wed, 23 May 2018 02:53:48 -0400

gorillaz-gal:

comediaparadiso:

he is “The Looks” of Gorillaz

he is the lead singer & pianist of Gorillaz

he writes some of the songs, but Murdoc takes all the credit

he didn’t like “Rock The House” at all

his favourite track was “Gravity”

the keyboard riff of “19-2000″ was based on his alarm clock

he based “Dirty Harry”’s keyboard riff on Sesame Street

Murdoc wrote Re-Hash by writing phrases using magnets with him throwing them at a fridge

he made “The Fall” all by himself (without Murdoc knowing)

he & Murdoc think that Saturn Barz is “The Irish One” which is actually Jamaican

he believes that Gorillaz is successful because of him

he thinks he’d be in another band if he weren’t with Gorillaz

his favourite name of the band before Gorillaz was The Pawn Shops

he believes that their music often sounds happy, but it is actually quite dark & speaks about their greatest fears

“I think Gorillaz built a tower around themselves that they couldn’t get out of; of excess and debauchery. The video is based on this feeling. For a while it was great to be on the inside, but the party got out of hand. It’s become like the ‘Last days of Pompeii’…a…er…Sodding Gomorrah. The Feel Good Tower represents this. The palace we built had become a prison. In the video I’m just waking up from this year-long hedonist’s dream, and I realize that maybe…the fruits of success have turned sour.“

He said that the Demon Dayz musical festival in Dreamland is like candyfloss, dodgems & the smell of soggy chips

Russel explained that 2D meant that people with Demon Dayz tickets also get to use the amusement park.

If your new album, Humanz, were an iconic film, which would it be?

“That’s not easy. Maybe Brazil [Terry Gilliam’s 1985 dystopian fantasy]. On the surface it’s quite fast-paced and seems light-hearted, but it’s actually a really dark fantasy about a scary new future.”

What’s the most ‘rock star’ thing you’ve ever done?

“That’s more Murdoc’s department. I get a bit tired of the rock-star stuff.”

he received a photo of Buddy Holly crapping with his streaming face from a fan

his fans also steal his pubic hair to turn them into collages

some of his fans throw organs at him onstage

“It’s great to connect with fans, though sometimes it can get weird. Like when they ask you to breath in a jar so they can sell it on Ebay. If I did that for everyone, I’d have no breath left for other stuff, like hot food or balloon.”

“Someone once threw their knickers at me on stage. They were dirty, so I took them home and put them on a 60°C [140°F] wash. I gave them back to her at the next gig. Then she started bringing her laundry to me at every gig. It got quite time consuming. Especially the woolens.”

RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE MEMBERS

There is a depressed seagull & a pelican reside on Plastic Beach who are heavily related to 2D & Murdoc

The Western Gull dislikes the pelican & the pelican seems to have moments of disdain for the seagull, but are still together

2D used to look up to Murdoc despite him hating 2D

2D thinks Murdoc is an idiot

2D thinks Murdoc’s old (& that offends Murdoc)

2D thinks Murdoc’s nose looks like a squashed penis which was pointed out by a fan

2D thinks Murdoc can’t sing or is good at bass

2D thinks Murdoc sounds like a duck being trodded on

in reality, Murdoc didn’t get the job as lead singer because Murdoc’s uglier than 2D

Murdoc & 2D spend time as little as possible together in a studio

Murdoc recorded 2D through the phone for White Light, because he didn’t want to see him in the studio

But according to Rise of the Ogre, it was Murdoc who was singing it & 2D referred to the singer as a drunken tramp

he believes that Murdoc wouldn’t be able to do anything without him

when 2D says he’s the reason why the band is a success or that the singer is more important than the bass player, Murdoc punches him

he often subtly insults Murdoc all the time & implies that he is better than Murdoc in everything

Murdoc gets teased by 2D about liking Mexican sausages when he said he couldn’t eat another burrito (a poke at Murdoc’s rape trauma)

he thinks that Murdoc should be left to die alone

he vandalised the studios with “MURDOC CAN DIE” & “MURDOC IS A CUNT”

2D said that all the band members feel emasculation & frustration around Murdoc

2D replied that he always calls 2D “stupid”, but Murdoc says it’s because “2D IS stupid”

2D was freaked out & grossed out by Murdoc’s grinding in the Feel Good music video

the 19-2000 jeep was sold to a German by 2D and Murdoc wants it back & does not know it was 2D who sold it on Ebay. Murdoc believes the record company sold it

2D doesn’t really care if Murdoc takes all the credit, because 2D’s not in the band for the glory

2D dedicates New Genious to Murdoc. For them, it advises caution & suspicion towards others (even if you’ve known them for long)

2D still considers himself to be friends with Murdoc sometimes

he thinks Murdoc is just “misunderstood”

he thinks Murdoc would only say gothic stuff because of colours

Murdoc then said that his primary colours are like backward kids nursery

when 2D was down in Eastbourne & on cheap sulfate & pistachio nuts diet, he saw a white, holy light & Murdoc just calls him mental

when Murdoc was asked which other fictional character he’d fight, he says he’d pick on someone weaker than him & less able to fight than himself like the Rugrats

2D says that any fictional character could beat Murdoc (he specifically mentioned Daffy Duck, Deputy Dawg, Spongebob Squarepants & anyone from Finding Nemo)

Murdoc has choked, ran over, imprisoned, put on chloroform, punched 2D which led to bruises, losing teeth, putting him into a coma & making 2D more anxious

The only reason he keeps around 2D is to achieve things & since the members are irreplaceable

he has also punched 2D ‘cause 2D wanted to come along to the radio interview

Murdoc has stuffed 2D’s mouth with lit dynamites

he hunted 2D with a crossbow when he forced him to dress up as a fox & run around the woods

Murdoc has darted him when he missed Fatboy Slim on the wall & hit 2D’s temple instead

he has sold 2D’s liver on eBay (he mentioned it when 2D was talking about how he woke up one day with a headache and a nine-inch scar on his abdomen)

he almost killed 2D by making him choke on a sandwich (a Swedish Death Metal Special) but Russel intervened

he got a whole avocado into 2D’s ear & discovered if you push the avocado far enough, “you get guacamole out of the other ear”

Murdoc forces 2D to sing, if he is not content with the outcome

2D said he’s in Gorillaz because Murdoc keeps on threatening him & he must never leave the band

Murdoc says 2D is incapable of growing up

Murdoc once lent 2D a fourpence 6-12 years ago which 2D never paid back & he never forgot about it

Murdoc believes he “adopted” 2D which 2D said was actually kidnapping & Murdoc’s definition of it is not safe for kids

Murdoc got very drunk one time & pointed at 2D

then one of his security guards escorted 2D to his trailer

Murdoc gave 2D strawberries & told him about all of his tragedies, stopping only to cry or smoke a joint

afterwards he said 2D’s a good listener & not like all the other girls

They hugged & exchanged numbers

Whenever Murdoc drinks, he’s appears to be nicer to 2D

Murdoc taught 2D that “You have to be careful with dreams, though, ‘cos if you achieve them, then what will you have left to dream about?”

Murdoc actually panics upon hearing “Donald Trump” & 2D calms him down with “sound tranquilizing”

2D says that Murdoc “gets tourettes” when they are live

Murdoc’s thoughts on 2Doc,

“I remember the days when you’d just fancy people from a band, not just think about them fancying each other. Simpler times.”

Murdoc on touring with 2D,

“Touring with 2D literally brings it all back to the days of PT Barnum and his travelling freak show. Seriously, as soon as he steps on board the aura of the bus changes from ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll’ to ‘Special Needs’. You wouldn’t believe how soul-destroying it can be travelling with someone with a combination of ADD and verbal diarrhoea. He’s like some kind of microcephalic; an adult vocabulary but the mental agility of a five-year-old.”

when Gorillaz was asked about them starring on a reality show, 2D was enthusiastic about it. But Murdoc just says, “I’m not living in a house with you, Peter Tork or Mickey Dolenz. The whole idea of it makes me wanna split the band up immediately”

he usually asks help from Russel

Russ protects 2D almost always

Murdoc choked him once & Russ intervened by punching Murdoc

But is seen laughing or joking about him too

Russel calls him “D”

They left Russel in Brooklyn in phase 4

Russel thinks Murdoc & 2D are boneheads & repeats what he says

During Jump the Gut, he got hospitalised because his shin hurt to which Russel replied, “You hit me you idiot”

He has quoted Russel from We are the Dury in the Itunes interview

“These kids are growing up out of a climate of conflict where intolerance has been encouraged and there’s a sense of, uh, fightin’ for something you’re being manipulated into backing. It can’t be good in the long run.”

Noodle thinks 2D is stupid

She has laughed at him also

He has a zen bond with her

They hang around a lot (usually jamming)

when he was being choked Noodle bit Murdoc so he would drop him, but it didn’t work

2D believes it’s useful that Noodle knows how to do hand-to-hand combat whenever they fight zombies, pirates & when Murdoc is drunk

RELATIONSHIP WITH OTHERS

thinks that Damon Albarn, Jamie Hewlett & Dan the Automator has no credibility

he said it’d be weird if Damon & him had a duet caus their voices are the similar

compared Gorillaz to Eminem (but they’re just smarter than him)

he was hit by Grace Jones because she was asking him to help her carrying things, but he declined because he was holding two orange juices & then Grace hit him with her handbag

Cyborg Noodle is pretty close to him & texts him a lot

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gorillaz-gal: I love this man.

Wed, 23 May 2018 02:50:03 -0400

gorillaz-gal:

I love this man.

my gender is gay goth synth pop

Wed, 23 May 2018 02:49:39 -0400

Woah mine is edgy emo tween who really wants to be edgy but still listens to katy perry bc hes a normie fuck playing on a trend

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GORILLAZ PROFILE: 2D’S THINGS

Wed, 23 May 2018 02:48:08 -0400

gorillaz-gal:

comediaparadiso:

MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

he has always played keyboards

he can also play pianos, guitars, panpipes, melodicas, tenor sax, banjos, synthesizers, old drum machines, vox, stylophones, bass, anything electronic & possibly other instruments

his vocal range is very wide

he has sung everything from baritone to a falsetto soprano

he trains with Damon Albarn as ordered to both by Murdoc

he loves mixing tracks

he uses iElectribe

LIST OF INSTRUMENTS HE HAS/HAD

Moog LittlePhatty Stage 2

Moog Donkatron

KORG Gross Keyboard

KORG Tokyo Synth SPECIAL* (Drum-o-Matic)

KORG Kiev Synth SPECIAL*

KORG Firenze Synth SPECIAL*

KORG Glasgow Synth SPECIAL*

KORG Bilbao Synth SPECIAL*

CASIO XW-G1 Digital Synthesizer

Akai MAX49

Alesis Vortex Keytar

Nord CD2 Portable Electric Organ

Nord electro4-HP Analog Keyboard

Nord Lead4 Analog Synth

Behringer DJ Controller CMD Studio 4A

Behringer DJ Controller LC-1

B.C. Rich Warlock Blue Acrylic Exclusive: #28 of 60

CASIO LK-165 Keyboard

Allora Chicago Jazz Tenor Sax

Roland RC-505 LoopStation

Roland DP-990RF Electric Piano

Epiphone Thunderbird IV Goth Bass

Solina String Ensemble

Ableton Push w/ Live 9 Suite

had a Casio VL Tone & took it everywhere he goes

CLOTHING

he likes Primart, Lacoste, FILA & Pringle

his backstage demand is usually just clean socks because it’s comfortable

he also has Mike Nesmith’s original green woolly hat

he makes friendship bracelets

VIDEO GAMES & COLLECTIBLES

he’s addicted to 80s software

he loves Atari

he has a triple plasma screen entertainment system

he loves the Pong & only played it in the same ES

he only downloaded mobile games after losing Pong

he has the first edition Gredo figure

he had the Euro 96 Subbuteo set

he likes monster trucks

MISCELLANEOUS

usually has gym clothes, shoes & paperbacks in his bag

he got Simon Cowell’s hand me down mom jeans

he likes to wear a sarong

he thinks massage chairs & Capri Suns are essential

he wears his clown mask in order to hide his hungover, fears, etc.

he has a taser gun which he loves to use for buzzing people in the neck

he gets tapes sent through the post back in Plastic Beach

since his iPod came, he finally moves around his room again

had a dog named Prince

had a bird

he is very much a dog person (& said so himself)

has a 1970 Plymouth Cuda AAR

SPONSORS: SOL Republic, Converse, Under Armour UK, Nord

He has a book on True Bix in his room in Plastic Beach

True Bix can be described as a person who doesn’t have all his teeth

Damon Albarn has the lyrics, “he doesn’t drink, smoke, love.” in his song with Blur entitled, “Country House”

The second property of a True Bix: “Nor drugs or sexes”

He has Steal This Book by Abbie Hoffman

It is an anti-government themed book representing 60′s counterculture.

Stray Toasters by Bill Sienkiewicz

Fairy Tales by Oscar Wilde

wants to learn thatching (especially the West Sussex one) since there’s bad thatching in Nottingham

he likes finding shapes in clouds

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vierundachzig: my four emotions:

Sun, 20 May 2018 02:30:07 -0400

vierundachzig:

my four emotions:

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vaticanrust: Joy Division, Unknown Pleasures

Sun, 20 May 2018 02:29:16 -0400

vaticanrust:

Joy Division, Unknown Pleasures

neckkiss: LOST.

Sun, 20 May 2018 02:29:13 -0400

neckkiss:

LOST.

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gothglammetal: Peter Murphy - Bauhaus - looking lovely

Sun, 20 May 2018 02:28:47 -0400

gothglammetal:

Peter Murphy - Bauhaus - looking lovely

noturnos: The Hunger | 1983

Sun, 20 May 2018 02:28:40 -0400

noturnos:

The Hunger | 1983

hearsebaby: you: bahahaha 😂me, a goth: Bauhahahaus

Sun, 20 May 2018 02:28:29 -0400

hearsebaby:

you: bahahaha 😂
me, a goth: Bauhahahaus

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Sun, 20 May 2018 02:27:53 -0400

kampon-ng-dibil: Everything SucksA Playlist Inspired From The...

Sun, 20 May 2018 02:27:46 -0400

kampon-ng-dibil:

Everything Sucks
A Playlist Inspired From The Netflix Original Series, “Everything Sucks”.
The Impression That I Get - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Run-Around - Blues Traveler
Don’t Look Back In Anger - Oasis
Wonderwall - Oasis
Two Princess - Spin Doctors
Re-feel-it - Bettie Serveet
Love Is Everywhere - Cicero
Breakfast At Tiffany’s - Deep Blue Something
Don’t Take It Personal - Monica
Til I Hear It From You - Gin Blossoms
Talulah Gosh - Talulah Gosh
Fire Water Burn - Bloodhound Gang
Time Bomb - Rancid
Take It Like A Man - The Offspring
Pink Triangle - Weezer
Supreme Nothing - Tiger Trap
Here Comes The Hotstepper - Ini Kamoze
Rocket man - Elton John
Cornflake Girl - Tori Amos
Someone You Love - Popguns
Silent All These Years - Tori Amos
Leave Them All Behind - Ride
Beautiful Life - Ace Of Base
London, England - Corduroy
Real Love - Mary J. Blige
Season Of Suffering - Jailhouse
The Freshmen - The Verve Pipe
Lovefool - The Cardigans
Ordinary World - Duran Duran
In The Meantime - Spacehog
Give it a listen here.